描述
In consideration for receiving the opportunity to test (the “Test”) the N3URAL1NK K1LLSC33N Device (the “Device”), users (the “User”) voluntarily and of their own volition agree to waive all rights to damages and furthermore acknowledge that they may experience the following side effects:s:
Vanishing fingerprints
Transcendence
Forgetfulness
Euphoria
Lost sense of smell
Poopblots
Extreme paranoia
Complete loss of existence in physical space
Midnight munchies
Hallucinations
Blue urine
Users acknowledge the risks associated with general anesthesia, and that risk is reduced by shortening the time of the procedure. The K1LLSCR33N module is capable of efficient and reliable electrode insertion. Also, the device is designed to insert threads through a hole in the skull as small as 23 mm diameter. Combined with other advancements in robotic surgical tooling, this may allow for the elimination of general anesthesia while implanting the device under conscious sedation.
Inserting the device into the brain always carries some risk of bleeding. N3URAL1NK reduces that risk by using micron-scale threads, inserted with a needle whose diameter is about the size of many neurons in the brain. Furthermore, because each thread is individually inserted, the procedure will likely avoid damaging blood vessels at or near the surface of the brain.
Use at your own risk.