描述
Dear Diary,
Today I vow to leave the basement.
- Week 1: Decided to shill the Dark Codex.
- Week 2: Declined mother's magical scepter.
- Week 3: Borrowed the drunk priest's common glitter-bomb.
- Week 4: Drank with a tactless degen but they didn't appreciate the long-term value of decentralization to a well-functioning free civil society. Ditched them.
- Week 5: Rescued a naked degen.
- Week 6: Set out for the Cliffs of Consensus.
- Week 7: Skipped on a mediocre newsletter subscription. For strategic reasons.
- Week 8: Collected a rare corkscrew.
- Week 9: The rare corkscrew was deep state.
(Not financial advice)