描述
Dear Diary,
Today I vow to leave the basement.
- Week 1: Decided to obtain the Dark Grail.
- Week 2: Declined grandfather's flashy sword.
- Week 3: Borrowed Kevin's mediocre hatchet.
- Week 4: Befriended a panicky lawyer but they couldn't STFU about hard money. Rugged them.
- Week 5: Drank with a drunken peasant.
- Week 6: Traveled to and trudged wearily from the Whitelist Isles. Floor gave out.
- Week 7: Wandered onward to the opensea deeps.
- Week 8: Skipped on a rare atlas. For strategic reasons.
- Week 9: Fell down well.
Ron Howard: They didn't make it.
