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Do you ever find yourself wondering if there was some kind of a "key" to unlocking a completely different "reality"? I personally have spent countless years on this quest to find that “key” I could use to unlock some fantastic new reality…
Well, I have good news for you my friend, I have found the key! It’s a real thing! And you can buy one with crypto currency!
This is not just a regular old NFT, this comes with a redeemable 3D polished silver “Reality Key” roughly 2" in diameter! It fits perfectly in the palm of your hand and does amazing things when applied to the chakras.
The sacred geometrical structure of this object is allegedly reported to have an effect on the energy flow of quasars near it, thereby creating a vortex that will alter the fabric of space and time. I don’t know how all this works, I’m not a scientist. This is just what the time wizard from another dimension told me.
I can’t guarantee this mystical object has special powers, but I also can’t guarantee that it doesn’t. Anything is possible right?
All sales are final! I don’t want anyone coming back saying “this thing doesn’t work”… My response will be “That’s because you’re doing it wrong”…
The rules are (1) Reality Key can be redeemed per NFT minted. The Reality Key should follow the NFT if a secondary sale shall occur. Clearly that is a matter out of my control. Replacements can be made for an additional cost.
