描述
I am a part-time analyst, part-time comedian, and full-time father. I examine the world through the lens of humor and hope to leave people with the belief that it is still worth getting out of bed in the morning. I would do anything for my Ape family, even give the shirt off of my back. I am a soldier in the Ape Army. The Ape Army includes smooth-brained and wrinkled-brained Apes. Soldiers of the Ape Army eat crayons until they can produce their own due diligence and graduate to Silverback status. I amplify posts, I make memes, and I kill `FUD,` which stands for fear, uncertainty and doubt. I also report shills. Shills are the enemy of the Apes. My favorite movies are Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Avengers, and Parasite. Sometimes for fun I like to shoot paintball guns at Shills.
