描述
Name: Cambri-Can 🚽🦑
Era: Cambrian (521 Million BC)
Habitat: Deep-sea hydrothermal vents
Lore: Discovered in the fossilized remains of an ancient ocean trench, the Cambri-Can is believed to be the first-ever toilet in evolutionary history. Crafted from biomineralized exoskeletons and powered by prehistoric currents, this legendary lavatory once served the mysterious deep-sea overlords of the Cambrian era.
Unique Trait: Self-cleaning via symbiotic trilobite janitors.
Flush Power: Tsunami-tier suction – capable of sending waste back in time (citation needed).
Rarity: ULTRA RARE – Only one in existence, as no other Cambrian toilets have been found.
"Flushed before history began."