描述
APPLY(c): Asian-owned company with faux Swedish aesthetics. This ultra-sleek modern multinational mega-conglomerate/technological powerhouse corporation boasts the latest and greatest in 2MASX mobile warfare. Drop to your knees !!!carefully!!! In awe of state-of-the-art dual carbon alloy digital photon zap-stunners.
This is the Stum 9 my friends.
The newest Stum comes in a stunning Lava Obsidian Grey, and violently incapacitates PERPETRATORS for ten (10) seconds, a full three (3) seconds longer than the Stum 8. With this new & improved model, r*pers/criminals can no longer 'shock, drop & roll' to dislodge the electric prongs - each Shocklet has an integrated Bluetooth battery. There's no escaping the pain.
Thank you, I know.
We are also proud to announce the Tempest. Soundwaves. Nausea. Two (2) features in one (1): a microcomputer identifies offenders based on subtle patterns of aggressive body language, and vibrates their guts until they can offend no more. Incapacitation/Peace of Mind is at your fingertips, and it even recognizes your fingerprint. ;)
APPLY(c) Pressure: Your next two (2) stun attacks last twice as many turns.
Wireless Nausea Beam (LEGAL): Can cause a creature to vomit up a food item used in prior turn. Cancel HP gains, inflict 25 Vomit DMG, -3 SWG (spit up all over your Helly Hansen). Use once.