描述
"Aesthetica is young, cool, brash, now, sustainable & morally sound. It's a hip lifestyle PDW that won't shut up."
Ecotactic sells organicated GMO-3TM seed packets that allow you to grow farms of inexhaustible bio-degradable Green Weapons. They're a favorite of code-switching d*ke-fluid agent provocateur NatSoc Larpers/AntiFa****ts, because regardless of which group they're false-flagging at the next rally, they need weapons capable of untracable kills. Little do they know, F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E.3 owns EcoTactic and maintains a permanent database of customer information, browsing history, and DNA.
The GreenStikTM plant fiber telescoping baton can pulverize a pesky counter-protestor's pate in a non-lethal & all-legal way, but what we really love is that for every sale, EcoTactic(c) plants a Bubinga tree in a sweltering hellhole jungle somewhere ( and we know they're not lying about it).
The Akaka African Shea Butter BioWhip can corral aggressors with a deafening CRACK, then tear up their backs som'thin' fierce, girl! When done, toss it into the recycling bin, or better yet mix with sugar cane and warm water to create a scalp-restoring compote!
Dr. Browner's FreshSprayPlus (Lavender Capsaicin) is organic & fair trade. Support the rainforest and protect yourself from PROTEST_PERVS with one easy-to-use product. Can spray pepper puffs accurately at up to 30 feet- right into the eyes/dickhole of any would-be victim-shamer rape-crimer.
Mostly Peaceful Beatdown: Bust some heads, then toss the evidence over the side of the bridge with no littering guilt.
Incapacitate any Whypeepo creature for two (2) turns;
The Hive/Intelligentsia creatures cannot be harmed by The Thin Blue Whine creatures for ten (10) turns.
