描述
Location: CIA black site in Marie Byrd Land, Antarctica
Elevation: 1,482 feet below sea level
Security Clearance: Special Access Program
The Algorithm was created on an ancient UFO's flight control system which was overhauled to run Linux by hapa FAANGM subcontractors microdosing MCT oil.
The Algorithm once accidentally discovered the Golden Path while playing a StarCraft championship match against the ChiCom supercomputer "dim(SUM)" by simulating the amygdala of a Guild Navigator... and still won. The Algorithm currently micromanages all terrestrial human consciousness at the quantum level to decrease eCommerce cart abandonment (and "climate change" lol).
Alarming Suggestion for Something You Mentioned in a Conversation Yesterday: Opponent must turn off their phone. Any of their Fake Tech cards are out of play for 2 turns.
Incognito Mode: View 3 facedown enemy cards and your opponent's browser history (have them briefly turn the phone back on if it's already off).
Target Audience: All enemy creature cards take $200 of cash damage and opponent must buy something from your Amazon(r) wishlist.
