描述
"In the future crypto is banned and the NAMERAC-buck (US dollar successor) is actually doing really really well :)"
Two girls are on treadmills in the gym, one of asks the other:
"So Julie.. do u worship the NAMERAC-buck, our great nation’s sovereign currency?"
"Erhm.. No..?"
Girl #1 whips out her phone and pops open DigiSnitch- the new and improved patriot app (Now on FitBitch, the No. 1. GirlQueen fitness device, GoBitch™) DigiSnitch allows users to report all sorts of traitorous infractions, such as questioning petrodollar V3 sanctity and reacting negatively to public executions. Seconds after submitting your TERROR REPORT, a black masked Romanian police officer adorned in PMC getup C4 breachers the glass door of the OrangeFitness™ and safe-chokes Girl #2 unconscious- dragging her out by her feet. He comes back in for the woman who reported her.
Submit terror report? Julie will die.
NO [YES]
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I’m Telling: You bitch! Snitch on an opponent’s non-F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E.³ creature causing JailDeath. You must also destroy one of your own non-F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E.³ creatures, should you have any.
Counter-Telling: If opponent has FedGov MyBuddy Mobile in hand, they may tattle first and shut it down- locking up one of your creatures without consequence