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Have you ever been convicted of a space felony? Circle the best answer:
Hell Yeah, Motherfucker
Traffic or civil violation (Explain: ___________________________)
I don’t remember
No, I bribed the judge
No, necrophilia is only a misdemeanor
No criminal record because no surviving witnesses
No, I slept with the prosecutor
Yes, I was convicted of one of the following megacrimes: (circle it)
Super Treason, Murdering Heads of Staff, Anarchy/Arson, Fuck the Cops, Anime
Circle the term you feel best describes you:
Good guy
Badbutt (Can’t say the A$$ word)
Some Guy
Sexual Deviant
THE guy!
Cool Guy
Big Guy
Lucky Guy
Don’t Remember
Mathlete
Lil’ Guy
Yung Thug
Cowboy on a Steel Horse
Fat
Dumb
A lot smarter than you
Cool and smart and good, big muscle and also handsome and not retarded
Goku
Model Train Enthusiast
Reptilian
Extremist Religious Fundamentalist
Sexy Girl Who Might Sleep With You If You Give Me Money And Presents And Validate And Protect Me
Edgelord
Unsexy Girl Who Won’t Sleep With You And Probably Could Beat You Up
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I Know You So Well: Peek at enemy’s next card to be drawn.