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DID U KNOW THAT OVER 60% OF THE HOMELESS POPULATION DOES NOT OWN A HAMMER? I AM IN SHOCK!!!
A community program that hands out goodie bags to homeless people containing everything we need to get ahead in today's workforce. Specifically, the bags are filled with caffeine pills & ball-peen hammers.
REUTERS: FBI officials alarmed by an overnight trend of cult gatherings in public libraries, many of which have been completely taken over by armies of pot-bellied schizophrenics feverishly masturbating to “charge their power.” Investigators were first alerted when the public computers were used to google terms including “PRESSURE POINT TECHNIQUES WITH CROWBAR” and “COPS ULTIMATE WEAKNESS.” City officials responded by issuing the local police new riot control and peacekeeping equipment, who are delighted to see their normal flamethrowers replaced with sarin gas.
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JACKED UP: You feel that?
♦ Up to two (2) Bum Legion: 2099 cards currently in play gain 2X DMG for three (3) turns.
♦ At the end of three (3) turns, buff wears off and affected creature take 200 DMG. Use aggressively.
