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SERIES: BHAD BUNNY COLLECTIVES
Smokin!!!!!!!
January 3, 2021 - 1200 / 43.7764° N, 79.2318° W
Going into the new year, I got myself a rented Mini Cooper to make my travels a little easier and convenient. Last night, after dinner with some friends, as I was driving back to the hotel, I drove over a sharp object and ended up with a flat tyre. So today first thing in the morning, I brought the car over to the mechanic to get my tyre fixed.
In the garage, two mechanics were attending to my flat tyre. Shortly after, I paid them a ridiculously high amount to change a flat tyre (of course after multiple bargains and arguments) and took my car. I was driving hoping to just get back to my room and take a cold shower, the car started jerking and stopped midway.
“This is ridiculous!!!”
I got off the car, locked the doors and walked towards the mechanic to get help.
With no intentions to eavesdrop, as I got closer to the garage I could hear these two dirtbag mechanics yucking it up and laughing about the various ways they’ve screwed over their customers — from puncturing somebody’s brake lines to ignoring a cracked gasket to make sure the chump has to come back — and throughout this conversation, they could not see me as a huge wall blocked me from them. This made me really angry because I knew they were nothing but a scam. I walked towards them with the intention to give them a piece of my mind but I stopped myself immediately.
Bhad Bunny, this time wearing a snot-green mask, a garish jacket, with a toothy grin shows up, holding a muffler and sounding like one of those hapless clients out for revenge.
“I’m not going to pay a lot for this muffler,” he says in a menacing tone ad laughing like he was out of his mind. He savagely slain the mechanics and left one of them hanging from the ceiling, tangled up in a chain with tools sticking out of his head, blood oozing from the wounds and the other has had an entire muffler stuffed into his mouth, his head cartoonishly warped into the shape of the car part, his eyes bulging and bloodshot.
Bhad danced his way towards me and twirled while saying… “Smokin!!!!!!!”
To be continued…
- The Ethernaut.