描述
• Hey girl can you give me your seed phrase... without the phrase?
• Looks like you're struggling with liquidity... I can lend you some of mine 😏
• I don't want your private key, I just want your privates.
• Something is scaling and it's not Ethereum 😳
• Unlike the market, I don't have crabs 🦀
• I want to shove my assets in your hot wallet 🥵
• Let's start a DAO together, after 9 months we'll make a community.
• I want to DCA into you and HODL until ECDSA gets bruteforced 🥺
• I'm not Alameda, I will never dump you 🤩
• Is your name Jerome Powell, because I want to Quantitatively Ease into you so hard that you Quantitatively Tighten 💦
• I'm like a BSC shitcoin, seeing me make you increase your slippage down there, huh? 🌊
• Onchain swaps too expensive? Let me teach you about CEX.
• Other guys will treat you like Rinkeby, but I want to make you my mainnet 😍
• You could say I'm an oracle. I know we'll be Chainlinking up tonight.
• Let's make a bond (3, 1) whose yield will never be diluted. Ω
• You think you're too young for me, but my valuations are based on future potential for growth... just let me into your seed round. 🌱
• Sign the marriage contract and I'll give you a JEWEL, build you a DeFi Kingdom and lock up our governance tokens till death do us apart.🪦
• Bitcoin's not the only one who's getting double top tonight. Go on, give me head and shoulders. 💅
• Are you an undercollateralized algostable, cause I want to peg you all night then dump on your ass. 🍑
• That pussy decentralized the way we gangbanging tonight 😎
• It's not just shorts getting squeezed right now, something long is getting squeezed too ;)
• Stop trying to call ☎️ bottoms, there's one right in front of you 🥺
• My love for you just made an ATH, don't let it be an SFP.
• Shut up bitch take off your clothes.