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ISIS: This NFT thing is on easy mode now that we've got an aircraft carrier full of consultants from A.P.E. on deck
UNPAID INTERN: Does this mean that you'll finally sign my letter of recommendation???
ISIS: That's the sound of an intern getting way too complacent. We gotta keep on to the next big thing!
UNPAID INTERN: You mean growing an organic community of art lovers who --
ISIS: No, I mean CLONING. If one A.P.E. consultant is GOOD. Then, another genetically engineered copy is GREAT.
UNPAID INTERN: But I'm just a junior artist, not a bio-engineer...
ISIS: You took this internship to learn new things, right? Hit the cloning vats, and see what you come up with. And don't fall in -- because if you do -- I'm not fishing you out.
-Isis Sakura, Head of Marketing, International Megadigital Bootleg Products Division
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International Megadgital Presents...
BOOTLEG CYBERPUNK APE EXECUTIVES
They're semi-authorized clones of the original Cyberpunk Ape Executives. We're really playing god now with this one. I don't think the original Cyberpunk Ape Executives signed a waiver before we fired up the human photocopier, so I wouldn't rule out legal action. But um, they're good to go. Just as good at consulting as the originals... I think. But don't, like, quote me on that. 1/1 handmade... In the cloning vat.
-Sincerely, Nervous Unpaid Intern