描述
Rumor has it that I am one of the escaped bats from the Level 4 Wuhan Institute of Virology Lab. I’ve been living my best life since I was diagnosed with COVID-19. My favorite hangout is the Wuhan South China Seafood Wholesale Market right across the street from my old residence. It’s not my fault this happened, but I get blamed for it by my friends. I wish I could go home, but I’m blind and I don’t know how to get back to my cave. If you know of any bats that take hitchhikers, please contact me.