描述
You remember very little of your old life. You were born in the middle of a Kansas corn field and raised lovingly by a rat-sized man. As a child, you took pride in being a road warrior on endless motorbike trips, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your unhealthy obsession with being the best of the best of the best (sir!) came in. It was essential in overcoming the worst. Breakup. Ever. Your time for greatness is here. Life is beautiful!