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You remember very little of your old life. You were born in the back of a diner along Route 66 and raised lovingly by a clan of ninjas. As a child, you took pride in pyrotechnics, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your homemade phased plasma rifle came in. It was essential in overcoming the worst. Breakup. Ever. Your time for greatness is here. Life is beautiful!