Bun Top
Middle Split Bun (Sesame)
Filling
Chicken Big Burg (Monterey Jack, Secret Sauce)
Cheese
Queso Monterey Jack
Sauce
Heinie's Vine-Ripened Catsup (AKA "Ketchup")
Meat
Crispy Fried Chicken Breast
Vegetables
Cruelty-Free Organic Iceberg Lettuce
Side A
Small Coffee (Slop)
Side B
Side Classic Oreo Milkshake (90s Jazz)
Side C
Large Cup of Cola (Burgers?)
