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SERIES: BHAD BUNNY COLLECTIVES
Art of Burger Eating
February 6, 2021 - 1600 / 53.5511° N, 9.9937° E
Mmmmmm…burger. What is about burgers that turns the ordinary grown adult into a child? It’s almost as if Burger lovers lust over the perfect patty. I think there’s something deeply archetypal about burgers. It must be a caveman instinct.
What I learnt in my almost 1 year experience in the future, in US, how you choose to order says so much about you: rare means crazy, medium-well - must be a tax accountant, American - patriotic, blue - somewhat sophisticated, bacon - that’s just plain, smart. What we have here is what we just might call the rise of Burger Culture.
Decisions, decisions, decisions.
“What’s taking you so long to order a burger?” asked Bhad.
“It’s not easy. I want to do a cheese burger but I feel like the ocean catch today too. But they don’t go well together, maybe I should just settle with the fried chicken burger.”
“Women are complicated, let me make a decision for you…” he said as he turned to the waiter at the counter and said “get her all three” he placed his card on the counter and walked away.
“I can’t finish this many burgers…” I said as I walked behind him trying to catch up.
Shortly after we sat, the burgers arrived. One of the seven greatest sins is Gluttony and I’m about to commit that. I grabbed the cheese burger and took a small bite.
“That’s not how you eat a burger.. all that fuss for a r at bite?” Bhad said… “let me show you the art of eating a burger.
He passionately demonstrated the art of burger eating step by step as I watched (but trust me I wasn’t concentrating because the lobster burger was so good).
Not long after, the burger no longer got my attention because Bhad Bunny in front of me was turning into Burger head. I looked around hoping no one would notice.
“Bhad your head…”
To be continued…
- The Ethernaut