Description
"$25,000 in food credits and casino tokens* from Gates Foundation, and all we ask is you sacrifice the only thing FedGov™ can't prevent you from doing."
*Cash prize valued at $461.25 after adjusting for inflation
Have you ever looked in a child's eyes? Your own child even? Would you really give that up for any number of Bulky Boys™ Botato** Chips? A lifetime supply of Phat Momma's Hip-Hop Coook-E*** Crunchers®? The most precious thing in the world and you sold it for what? A chance to win big at the Sweeney Todd-themed pachinko machine (Wicked Winnings™)?!
**Botato contains over 95% genuine Canola Oil, with 5% Soy!
*** Cook-Es made with 100% real Canola Oil.
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Eugenius: Players can't play a creature unless they sacrifice one already in play. This penalty does not apply to F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E.³ or Rainbow Riot creatures.
Monsanto for Humans: You cannot play strong or beautiful creatures.