Description
"You know, girl's shit just smells different. You know?"
A man with two cute girls is eating outdoors at a restaurant - nice scene for him. The food's good, nice weather; the water glass is getting refilled without even asking. Out of nowhere a bum shuffles over and puts his disgusting bum hands on and in her sandwich, rummaging through the meat and bread like it's a handful of bills- like he's looking for the 20 among the 1s.
The girl revulses, pushes her chair back. The man barely has time to understand what's happening.
"You know, your body turns that into shit", the bum blurts out, unsatisfied with what he found in the sandwich.
"Even pretty girl like you, all that food you eat just gonna get turned into shit. You're gonna shit all of this out." A pan flutes flutters as he's whisked off on a cloud of magic.
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Unappetizing: All food-based cards in your opponent's hand instantly are removed from play.
♦ "I don't know, just lost my appetite.
