Description
Introducing Cyber Crew Cupcakes
Fun Fact: Gauge started off on a cupcake factory assembly line.
Although his passion for creating mayhem and destruction is what
gives him his legendary status today, it was considered a
"hindrance and distraction to optimal cupcake output" by upper management.
Red Frosting Special Anniversary Edition Recipe-
-2+ 1/2 cups of flour
-2+ 1/2 tsp of CAN-D baking powder
-1tsp of salt
-1cup of Cyber Cow Buttermilk (room temperature)
-1cup of unsalted butter (softened @ room temp)
-1+ 1/2 cup of Cyber Forge Sugar
-4 Cyber Chicken Eggs
-4tbs pure vanilla extract
-8/10 drops of Outlaw Red Food coloring
Instructions per Gauge:
"Preheat Cyber Forge to 350 F, do the liners for god's sake...
whisk , flower, baking powder, salt vigorously or with explosives.(set aside)
mix butter, and sugar in a prototype mixer for 5 minutes until light and fluffy.
add eggs, one at a time or all at once, I don't care.
add the rest of the stuff... fill up the cupcake holders, and bake for 20-23.
apply the frosting to your heart's content and do whatever with it. It's done."
What people are saying:
Some say it's like having a supernova of flavor explode in your mouth.
Others describe it almost like a religious experience, either way, once
you have one, you are forever in the Cupcake Gang ...
Note:
Gauge has a problem with single-use products... there is a small chance these cupcakes will explode.
Also, Gauge could be trolling with this, but he says for optimal cake flavor profiles, add up to a tbs of lye.