描述
Anything that keeps its watch on a chain must be seriously worried about their watch escaping. However nothing escapes the attention of a porteous. They work in the Cucuten Towers Hotel on planet Buttlin and set the highest standards. They use lasers to measure the space between cutlery when dinner is being set. Bed sheets always need to be ironed flat, even if the customer is still asleep under them. The only vice they have is the occasional Klanga slug cigar and that is purely for appearance.