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Bio: Meet Pearly Smegma, a Tegridy, a good ol' boy with a helluva twist. This auspicious autistic ain't your average crypto whale. His twisted sense of humor and obscenely deep pockets make him the life of the Shitcoin party. Unfortunately, do to to many Booster injections, he is Stricken with a unique studder that has made him a Star in the Web3 Space. Smegma's more fluent in profanity-laden punchlines than coherent sentences.
Picture this: Smegma, decked out in camo, rollin' up in his mud-caked pickup truck, tossing around your girl like a rag doll. He's a crypto and NFT whale, alright, but he ain't above cracking jokes dirtier than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
You'll find him on Twitter, trollin' the crypto scene and dishing out investment and healthcare advice with the subtlety of a sledgehammer. But don't be fooled, this cussin' connoisseur's got Tegridy in spades, even if he can't spit it out without a raunchy punchline.
Smegma is also known for his dope rhymes that'd make even the boldest rappers run and hide. And don't let his speech impediment fool ya – when he's rippin' those verses, it's like he's spittin Bowser Flamer.
He's diversified his portfolio, y'all, dippin' his boots into utility tokens and lending like a moonshine-loving maestro. But he is a Shitcoin Master and don't let his demeanor fool you! He's in Web3 to make money!