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Original Haremtoken Collectible
"The Standard". The most lovely specimen my overwhelming amount of XRP profits could buy on the darkweb. When I saw her strong, Arayan features, her lightly irradiated skin, and breasts reminiscent of the most perfectly sculpted Doctor's Sausage stare back at me through my TIEM 32-Inch Curved 165Hz 1080p Gaming LED Monitor Full HD Ultra-thin 1ms Computer monitor, I knew she was what every moment spent further sinking into my Fortnite SKULL TROOPER-V Gaming Chair was for. She is my strongly traditional waifu that will give me many children to secure my superior genes and bring great honor to my deeply rooted Ohioan clan. She'll love nothing more than to hear me wax poetic on the hierarchies of bottom-dwelling crustaceans, fawn over my curated collection of extremely rare internet frogs, and gasp with joy as I retell my harrowing adventures of Live Action Roleplaying on Indonesian finger-box enthusiast telegram chatrooms. I was always asked, while deeply enthralled in many days long MOBA sessions: "Are ya winning son?" And today, I can finally answer with the absolute confidence of a man, lineage and legacy confirmed: "Yes."